Kink List: Or rather, kink explanation.

I, personally, will play anything. And Luke will DO anything. BUT what is relevant is that Luke is an arse, and also he just doesn't GET some kinks. The ones he doesn't get, he will either mock, if he doesn't give a shit about a person, or just complain, and make jokes, and say that it seems weird if he does care about a person.

He straight out doesn't get: Expelled waste from either end. Even if it's not expelled yet. Vomit. Scat. Omorashi. Watersports. All that stuff. He will DO IT because he will do anything once or twice (see: the time he tied his balls to a goat's beard to make someone laugh). But. He won't have a sexy time.

He will be inclined to mock: Anything that is overly contrived with complicated setup/costumes/characterisation like sub/dom or ageplay. Again, he will do it, but he will be the GODDAMN CHEEKIEST SUB EVER I MEAN DAMN.

LUKE WILL NOT RESPECT YOUR KINKS. But I do. So if you don't want a dude who is totally amused by most things, even the sort of stuff he's properly into, then stay away from him for sexytimes and tell me because I don't want to make anyone feel upset.

Thanks!